![]() ![]() So let’s turn this thing into an awesome Chris Pratt-icle starting NOW.Ĥ. He is a BuzzFeed listicle that your mommy forwards to you, in human form. But Pratt is a one-man industry of awesome. Yep, it’s gonna get very journo-porny around here, and I apologize in advance. I don’t really want to share Pratt with you, frankly. I only spent a day with the guy, and in that day we shot guns, we grilled dead animals, we got mad at as shole drivers, we busted out some really good whiskey, we smoked cigars, we hung out at his house, we talked about strippers and compound bows, and he told highly amusing stories about Mickey Rourke and David Letterman being dicks. Pratt’s awesomeness can be subdivided into no fewer than forty-one parts. The fact that he starred in two of the biggest movies this year- The Lego Movie and Guardians of the Galaxy (both of which featured the word awesome in their theme music)-is but the tip of the iceberg. So many actors seem like cocks, but I would hang with that guy! Your instincts have served you well. ![]() Chances are you’ve seen Pratt in a movie or a TV show in recent years and you’ve thought to yourself, That guy looks kind of cool. Today you are going to learn all about Chris Pratt, and the biggest thing you’ll learn is that he is awesome. ![]()
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